Finally! Protection for the little guy! These eensy, weensy, teensy, tiny, itsy, bitsy-well you get the idea-we don't want to make anyone uncomfortable here! Safe and humane testing of this product was done on lab rats to ensure a perfect fit! Be sure to check out the special offer on the package: With 12 proofs of purchase, you can get a magnifying glass for easier application! (Sold as a novelty only. In othe words don't try to use them, silly!).