Old Phart Pills $2.99
Item# 79177
$2.99
Availability: Usually ships the same business day

Product Description

Old Phart Pills

Feeling old, tired and out of breath? Having trouble remembering people, places and things? The world seems to be changing and growing faster than you can keep up. Stop Crapping your pants and get out there and enjoy the real world today.

DIRECTIONS:

1. Take one pill to help with your memory loss.

2. Take two pills to restore your wrinkled cracked face.

3. Take three pills to keep the other foot out of the grave.