Happy Tabs Because Life Sucks

For those days when you need a little help. Turn that frown upside down without the help of a clown. Never be a grumpy bastard again. Other depression Medications have nasty side effects.

But Happy Tabs make you numb so you can't feel a thing, including your legs. Crash your car, lose your job, find a partner in bed with a group of strangers, nothing will bother you ever again.

WARNING: Do not drive a car or try to speak in completed sentences while on this drug.