A set of squishy, sqeezable testicles. A perfect gag gift for someone who is too macho or not macho enough. The back of the header card lists all the uses, including:

• Squeeze them when you are stressed. • Wave them around at sporting events. • Grab them when making a point. • Throw them at an annoying coworker. • Clutch them when you do a Michael Jackson impersonation.