Get down and dirty with our Dirty Dice. A fun and romantic way to bring a little fun back into your love life. Just roll dice and follow the sensual commands. Who knows, you might even get lucky. |
Lover's Spa Kit
Enclosed you will find a sensual bathing sponge, a coconut water scoop, a tropical scented bubble bath, candles, and a special invitation card for your loved one. |
Love Potion No.8
Become irresistible to the opposite sex:
Take Love Potion NO.8. This pill will transform the most clumsy and unfashionable individual into the world's greatest lover. Become the object of everyone's desire with the swallowing of one small pill.
SIDE EFFECTS:
May lead to unwanted approaches from less-than-desirable individuals. This pill-taken in excess-may also lead to uncontrollable vanity. |